I had my first marathon meeting the other night, but I’m not much worse for the wear. I’ll start posting stories soon. Meantime, I am starting to get The Sun’s city beat blog going again, so read that.

Since freshman year of college, my CD collection was back home in Port Orange, but I brought it up to the new apartment since I have more room. I just alphabetized it, and good god. I must have spent thousands of dollars on music in high school, and I have a horribly embarrassing collection to show for it. Think Mustard Plug, Senses Fail and Poison the Well.

C’est la vie. That’s how people grow up.

But I don’t think I will remember 2009 fondly. After all, it was the year that left us with these enduring images: a seemingly occupied balloon floating over the Colorado desert; the mug shot of the governor of South Carolina, who was thought to be missing in the Appalachian Mountains but was really off bopping some South American broad unbeknownst to his staff (not to mention his family); Tiger Woods’ smashed-up SUV; a Texas military base in chaos; thousands mourning Michael Jackson’s hardly untimely death; protesters around my age dying on the streets of Tehran.

Personally, and privately, I endured some bombshells. But one of my public milestones was giving in to Twitter.

If ever there was a symbol of how weird the year was or how bizarre this culture has gotten it would be the rise of that god-damned thing. For better or worse, it gives half-literate folks the power to publish their immediate thoughts, however poorly punctuated or thought-out. I quote one of Sarah Palin’s recent tweets: “c tomrrw’s Healthcare Takeover vote=the sleeping giant will awaken&action will b takn by’average’Americans as lite shines on big govt growth.”

At this rate, English might well be dead at this point in 2010. Then again, I might be too. Just in case I’m not, I’ve made a list of general instructions to myself:

1. Read more books
2. Play more basketball
3. Work on tennis serve and ground strokes
4. Buy more shoes
5. Put out the Tom Porter Went Electric record
6. Get a tattoo
7. Write better
8. Use more profanity
9. Go interesting places

Viva MMX.

For each month, I’ve selected my “best” article (based on only my obviously misguided judgment). On the police beat, there is an endless influx of weird — people, crimes, situations, mug shots — so I’ve also picked the most bizarre story for each month. Some months were better than others.

Enjoy.

Note: All articles published in The St. Augustine Record.

January
Best: Watching from afar, Obama’s inauguration hits home (Jan. 21)
Bizarre: Veteran pleads guilty to lying about Purple Hearts (Jan. 31)

February
Best: Media pour into missing girl’s small town (Feb. 13)
Bizarre: Man, daughter charged with incest had child together (Feb. 12)

March
Best: Sign of the times: Finding work in the recession (March 5)
Bizarre: Christian song sparks lawsuit against school (March 22)

April
Best: Miss. murder suspect killed by police at rest area (April 19)
Bizarre: After fleeing state, Palatka fugitives caught — in Palatka (April 19)

May
Best: A nation remembers, but families can’t forget (May 25)
Bizarre: Man shoots, kills wife to end her suffering (May 6)

June
Best: Local teen survives 70-foot fall from N.C. waterfall (June 28)
Bizarre: Father charged in death of 1-year-old left in car (June 27)

July
Best: A baby is dead, but does someone have to pay? (July 5)
Bizarre: Iraq war vet sentenced in road rage incident (July 31)

August
Best: Accused in sex case kills self before surprising verdict: not guilty (Aug. 28)
Bizarre: Missing girl’s dad accused of putting beheaded rat in in-laws’ mailbox (Aug. 13)

September
Best: Man fatally shot by cops had toy gun (Sept. 13)
Bizarre: Kidnapping victim charged with making it up to get ransom (Sept. 17)

October
Best: Man leaves hospital, jumps from bridge (Oct. 25)
Bizarre: Local family with ties to ‘Balloon Boy’ not surprised at ‘stunt’ (Oct. 16)

November
Best: Farm workers picket Publix over tomatoes (Nov. 24)
Bizarre: Suspect dies after 2-story fall during burglary (Nov. 11)

December
Best: Families of suspect, victim respond to sex case with fisticuffs (Dec. 11)
Bizarre: Man, 37, found having sex with girl, 15, under bridge (Dec. 9)

This photograph was taken of me outside the Wurstkuchl, a 500-year-old tavern overlooking the Danube in Regensburg, Germany, in November 2007. I think about the city and this river all the time, particularly when I need to think about somewhere else to remind myself everywhere isn’t so horrible.

I wonder about the waiter at the tavern who, after learning we were from Florida, said he had been to Tampa once. I wonder about the record store where I bought a Vision LP — mainly to support a German record store that wasn’t into techno or any of that weirdo metal bullshit — and wanted to buy an American Nightmare poster that wasn’t for sale. I wonder about the people we passed by over the footbridge and the people zipping around the cobbled streets in their Volkswagens and Citroëns. I wonder about the cafe once visited by Napoleon where I had the most rich piece of cake (the flavor now escapes; something vanilla) I’ve ever had. I wonder why more restaurants here don’t serve wiener schnitzel.

ATLANTA — During warmups, my dad and I settled into our upper-deck seats at the dome here, anxiously awaiting kickoff of one of the biggest games of the past few college football seasons. Our Gators had come out in all-white outfits, including an untraditional white helmet they had worn the previous week as part of a Nike promotion.

“The good guys,” a guy behind us commented. Maybe. But you know what they say about good guys and where they finish: maybe not last but certainly not first.

All the hope of closing the 2000s as undeniably the team of the decade left as the Orange and Blue faithful started filing out of the Georgia Dome early on in the fourth quarter. It still stings a week later, and it will for a while. I still get upset thinking about Florida’s last near-Rose Bowl: the 2001 season, which was derailed by Tennessee. The Gators and Volunteers were supposed to play the week of 9/11, but after the attacks, of course, the game was postponed. So the No. 2 Gators met the Top-5 Vols in early December instead. UF lost the game, lost the SEC East, didn’t get to Atlanta and didn’t get to Pasadena. So we settled for the Orange Bowl, which ended up being a rout over Maryland and, as it turned out, Steve Spurrier’s last game.

After the loss to Tennessee, Spurrier, being who he is, said in that drawl, “It was a good year, but we didn’t win anything so we’re very disappointed.”

Apropos, I thought. But like in 2001, we can say, well, there’s always next year. But this time around, we have to make an addendum: but there won’t be another No. 15.

For about 10 months, since a beautiful January night in Miami Gardens, my dad and I have talked many times about what will come to pass Saturday: Tebow’s last stand.

We’ve talked about the decibel level when No. 15 runs out of the south end zone to greet Urban and his parents at midfield. We’ve talked about the bittersweetness. We’ve talked about the chills that will run through some 90,000 people (save for the few thousand in garnet and gold, and even they will likely be awestruck) as the greatest college football player EVER takes the field for his last home game.

Yeah, I said it. Greatest ever. Not the greatest of this decade or at Florida or in the SEC. Greatest. Ever.

As one of the only die-hard Gators in the Record newsroom, the sports writers like to give me a hard time. The other night they were making their case again for their Anti-Tebow for Heisman campaign. They have their points: Timmy hasn’t had the statistical season as a senior that he had during his sophomore and junior years. And after Thursday’s performance, Colt McCoy deserves it.

But take his career numbers into account:

8,335 passing yards
2,743 rushing yards
81 passing touchdowns
54 rushing touchdowns
46 wins to six losses
3 SEC East titles
2 national championships
2 SEC championships
2 first-team Academic All-American selections
1 first-team All-American selection
1 Heisman Trophy

All that with three games to spare.

You can compare those numbers to anyone’s and they will hold up. But to really determine how great he has been you have to watch him convert a fourth down or complete one of those crazy jump passes or get a whole stadium roaring with a jerk of the arms. You have to read about his mission work and his speeches at prisons and look at his GPA.

He’s been the entire package for four years, and we’ll be sad to see him go.

“Heroes get remembered, but legends never die. Follow your heart, kid, and you’ll never go wrong.”

The fact that we’re merely predicted to make it has me more excited about Sunday’s opener against Stetson. But I’m not any less nervous about playing Kentucky and, well, any other team ranked in the Top 50 of the RPI.

I really really really just want a season that doesn’t end with me thinking, Since we’re in the NIT, we might as well win it.

To sum up the last three weeks: Oh my. A last-minute, game-winning field goal against Arkansas; a sloppy victory in Starkville; another rout of Georgia; and now Gougegate.

I don’t condone what Brandon Spikes did. But football is a violent, violent game, and when Georgia players were blatantly taking their own cheap shots, who knows what Spikes might have been responding to (that the cameras and the officials didn’t catch)?

And: Pat Forde is a douche.

Spikes’ action reminded The Dash of a moment from the 2006 Colonial Athletic Association basketball tournament. Namely, when George Mason guard Tony Skinn groin-punched Hofstra’s Loren Stokes.

Going after a guy’s eyes is more serious because of the potential damage. But the two acts are similarly classless.

Really? Punching a cat in the groin could cause significantly more damage, given Stokes hoped to continue to have testicles in working order. But I digress.

Speaking of working order, this blog will be back in such a state soon. Bring on the Commodores.

BATON ROUGE, La. — Heading into Tiger Stadium on Saturday evening, we had to walk through a gauntlet of liquored- and revved-up LSU fans who, naturally and understandably, took their share of potshots. Most of the taunting involved Florida’s quarterback and Second Coming of Wuerffel, Spurrier and Jesus Christ combined, Tim Tebow.

The most creative jab came in the form of a mannequin, creepily stripped bare save for a sign on its chest: “Tebow circumcised me.” Perfectly acceptable.

But the not-so-good-natured-yet-strangely-endearing roasting turned nasty minutes before the game. No, not when a group of Florida players jumped on the eye of the tiger at midfield. I was getting a hot dog and didn’t witness that. This had nothing to do with fans, players or coaches but with whatever staff member puts together the Tigers’ pre-game video montage (which, I must say, was about as lame as most universities’ TV spots that almost without fail will show a. the pastoral campus, b. the multicultural group lounging at the student union and c. a professor and student intently staring into a beaker).

First of all, I’m not sure why said staffer felt it necessary to include clips of the Gators. I’m assuming it’s a weekly thing, showing footage of the Tigers’ opponent. Personally, I found it sophomoric, even for the 128th-ranked university in the country. Lame strike No. 2. But when the clip reel included the vicious hit Tebow suffered at Kentucky I lost my shit. Here, in the week leading up the game, you had LSU coach Les Miles and his players saying all the right things about wanting Tebow to bounce back, to be OK, to be on the field. Then to show that “highlight”? That was about as classy as the LSU offense was prolific.

In the end, though, Tebow lined up in victory formation, took the snap and took a knee, and I could look up at the video board and smile: UF 13, LSU 3. See if they show that shit in two years.

I just read an article in The New York Times (print edition, duh) about Tim Tebow’s concussion. Before that I read a column by ESPN’s Pat Forde on the (gray) matter (I stole Forde’s pun). Earlier, in the Atlanta airport, a CNN anchor mentioned Tebow, and it gave me pause. I doubt we’ll know whether he’ll play until 8 p.m., when the ball is kicked off at Tiger Stadium, but I had myself convinced that he would. As the game nears and the speculation intensifies, doubts are creeping in.

OK. The plane is beginning its descent into the Crescent City. The last time I arrived here for a football game was late December 1996. A few days later, Florida avenged its loss to hated in-state rival Florida State to win the Sugar Bowl — and its first national championship.

Good sign? In the airspace over a state rife with voodoo, I’ll take it as such.